Cody - King of random topics

Cody is quite shy with strangers at first. But once he gets used to you, he will chat your ears off. Often with random topics. It always cracks me up when i see him chatting with random people, like he's discussing something really serious.

In the last few days, he has come up with a few random topics to talk about without any prompting.

Scenario 1:

He was having his breakfast quietly and suddenly he started to smile and giggle all by himself.

Me : Why are you laughing, Cody?

Cody : You know, mommy, if there is a tornado, you shouldn't go to the basement. You must go hide in the bathroom. Get in the bathtub, cover yourself with a towel and take a shower!

Me : ???? Who told you that??

Cody : The weather lady (they had a weather lady visit their class)

A few mins later, Alan came to get him to get changed.

Scenario 2

Cody : Daddy, you know, if you want to get shooted(bad english on his part, not mine) by police you have to put your hands up.

Alan : You mean, if you DON'T want to get shot by the police?

Cody : No, the police always say, "Hands up!" to the bad guy and then shoots him! 

Me : tee hee...

(Didn't hear Alan's response to that coz they had gone upstairs)

Scenario 3

One of the morning, i was still sleeping(of course), Cody comes and snuggles with me..

Cody : Mommy, why does aaaaaa means rough?

Me : huh????? what??

Cody : Why does AAAAAAA means rough...??? (getting louder, he gets really annoyed when i don't understand him, usually then he shuts down and says "You don't know ANYTHING!!!")

Me : I don't know what you're talking about. Where did you hear it?

Cody : In my volcano book, i'll show you.. (he goes and get the book, spends a few minutes flipping back and forth).. seee.. its says.. AA means rough..

Me : (he was right.. there it was.. "Aa means rough")!!! 

And if you want to know, aa is a kind of lava. The rough kind...