Things that Tyler said this week:

Conversation 1:
Tyler was playing with some marker pens
Daddy : Tyler, give me that pen, i'll give you a different one.
Alan gives him a color pencil. He looks at it..
Tyler : This is not an exciting one!
Daddy : Not exciting, you mean it's boring?
Tyler : Yes, it's boring one...

Conversation 2:
To get Tyler to help keep the house clean, i always tell him that cockcroaches like to be in dirty and messy places. And to prove the point, i always point out cockcroaches in dirty places!!(what?? it's true!!)
Me : Tyler, please clean up the mess with your toys, otherwise we're going to get cockcroaches in the house
Then i went to the kitchen.. and he came running in..
Tyler : Mommy, cockcroaches don't eat toys.
Me : You're right, they don't eat toys, but they like to hide and play in there when it's messy
Tyler : (looking defiant but not sure what to believe) you're making it up!!
Me : ???? (where did that come from and why does it sound like something daddy would say. Sure enough, he was coached by daddy to say it!)